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Old man henderson
Old man henderson












old man henderson

  • When you’re in Hollywood and you’re a comedian, everybody wants you to do other things besides comedy.
  • old man henderson

    You’re supposed to yell “Fore!” but I was too busying mumbling “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him.” You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.“Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera… What’s it look like? ” One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger.This shirt is “dry-clean only”… Which means it’s dirty.














    Old man henderson